"Allison: I should have my head examined again."

"Susan Parrish: Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they've arrived. What are yo…"

"Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy."

"When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner."

"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say fall head over heels, find someone you can love lik…"

"I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night! Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a per…"

"My wife turned me on to cold lamb sandwiches. Not as chewy as roast beef. Not as boring as chicken. She knew stuff li…"

"You never know, lightning could strike."

"You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit."

"Thank you for loving me."