"Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist."

"[with shoe on fire] Water! Water! Water! Wa...Oh. [sees a flood coming towards him] WATER!"

"Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali...IN HELL!"

"(as he and Short Round are whipped) Leave him alone, you bastards!"

"[Willie has the antidote to the poison that was in his martini] Stay there!"

"[Indy threatens to stab her with a fork to get the ashes back] Lao, he put a hole. He put two holes in my dress from …"

"I hope you choke!"

"I burned my fingers and I CRACKED a nail!"

"[drags Indy to the plane's cockpit] No one's flying the plane!"

"Nice try, Lao Che!"