"We should have a plan. Angela Lansbury always had a plan."

"Well, Bob. At summer's end, I plan on moving to New York where I'll pursue a career as a serious actress. It's my goa…"

"Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me."

"Listen, you little shit-stick-mayberry-ass reject. There's been a murder, and you are going to fry in hell if you ign…"

"Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?"

"I never knew her breasts were so... ample."

"He's got a hook on them..."

"Welcome to South Port, the perfect small town. But beneath the surface, there are secrets that just won't stay buried."

"If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried."

"Someone knows their secret, someone knows they're scared, and someone knows what they did last summer."