""There's something you left off your resume.. Why don't you call us back.. when you're not Asian!" (Aziz Ansari as Bill)"

""Prepare your mind... (Aziz Ansari as John Satan)"

""...for a MIND EXPLOSION!!!" (Paul Scheer as Scott Devil)"

""Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man" (Aziz Ansari)"

""Come on, man, I got a full beard!" (Aziz Ansari)"

""Whales, you swim in my piss!" (Rob Huebel)"

""Oh yeah, Doritos time! Got to crunch it 'cause it's good! And the lightning bolt crashes. Hey old man, what you eati…"

""I don't drink Tang, on EARTH!" (Rob Huebel as Cliff Tarpey)"

""Oh No. Pictures of my vagina leaked out onto the internet." (Rob Huebel)"

""What the shit, man!" (Aziz Ansari)"