"Perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year."

"Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! If you can read this s…"

"Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis popinquus ades. If you can read this bumper st…"

"Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere. If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"Lege atque lacrima. Read-em and weep."

"Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me."

"Canis meus id comedit. My dog ate it."

"Nullae satisfactionis potiri non possum. I can't get no satisfaction."

"Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!"

"Quantum illae stolae pependisti? You paid how much for that dress?"