"You haven't made everybody equal. You've made them the same. And there's a big difference."

"I hope you understand what I've been trying to show you. You see...the most important thing about a person is what ma…"

"Since I've been here, I've been lucky enough to really love someone, and to know all the things about her that are sp…"

"When they took away envy, they took away love too."

"If I have such a great life ahead of me, how come I feel so lousy every time I think about living it?"

"Can you imagine how I must feel, knowing that I'm striving to create a world in which no Beethoven will ever be born?…"

"[The randomly selected president is disturbed due to a national emergency while watching a game show that involves a …"

"[notices Harrison Bergeron] Pleasure to meet you, young fellow. You've come in a good time. Say, how would you like t…"

"[considers whether to approve a new sitcom] Well, ah, there's certainly nothing fresh or original in the concept. The…"

"Sean Astin — Harrison Bergeron"