"The authors would like to join the demon Crowley in dedicating this book to the memory of G. K. Chesterton. A man who…"

"It was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn't …"

""A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing." He nudged the angel. "Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? …"

"GOOD OMENS : A Narrative of Certain Events occurring in the last eleven years of human history, in strict accordance …"

"Crowley (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards)"

"God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an…"

"TV Show version : I play an ineffable game of my own devising. For everyone else, it's like playing poker in a pitch …"

"It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's the weather for you."

"Many phenomena — wars, plagues, sudden audits — have been advanced as evidence for the hidden hand of Satan in the af…"

"Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home."