"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am …"

"I've had worried parents come up to me and ask me for advice. They'll say "I don't know what to do. My teenage son wo…"

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it."

"At my age, all my friends, doctors, and attorneys are dead. The good thing about this is that there's no one left who…"

"Wild thing You make my heart sing You make everything groovy Wild thing Wild thing, I think I love you But I wanna kn…"

"There'll be no strings to bind your hands Not if my love can't bind your heart There's no need to take a stand For it…"

"To be or not to be, To free or not to free, To crawl or not to crawl. Fuck all those perfect people! To sleep or not …"

"Be that as it may, be that as it may not be! Jesus was a Union electrician by the sea of Galilee. He lit up the first…"

"Be that as it may, be that as it might! Jesus shot in eight millimeter, he preferred the black and white. He said: "d…"