"On Ventura, there she goes She just bought some bitch'n clothes Tosses her head n flips her hair She got a whole bunc…"

"Tell you what — Kiss my ass! How do you like that…?"

"There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!"

"Shes a valley girl In a clothing store Okay, fine... Fer sure, fer sure."

"I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of be…"

"I'm a conservative, and you might not like that, but I am, and the fact of the matter is, this bill that they're talk…"

"The Good Book says: "It's gotta be that way!" But their book says: "REVENGE THE CRUSADES!!!!... After all, he wrote t…"

"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."

"You say your life's a bum deal 'n yer up against the wall. Well, people, you ain't even got no deal at all. 'Cause wh…"

"Why should I smile when I'm sitting here with you?"