"Gazpacho soup!"

"Who: Arnold Judas Rimmer"

"Captain, look!"

"Shields up!"

"Impossible! Nothing can get through our shields!"

"He... is the chosen one. He... will bring balance. Train him..."

"The choice was mine, and mine completely. / I could have any prize that I desired. / I could burn with the splendor o…"

"I'm not sorreeeee..."

"Do you think-a you're smart? / You foolish-a boy, / tomorrow you'll start / in my-a employ. / You under-a-stand? / Yo…"

"Who: Vampire Willow Rosenberg, returning to her own reality only to be killed within seconds."