"It's high school, man. They compare it to prison in the movie."

"To be honest, I haven't even seen the film yet. Tobey, if you're reading this, I apologize."

"When I'm shooting, I just try to make sure I wouldn't be embarrassed of it later, because in Watertown, you don't get…"

"I'd like to go back to Buffy, but I've been in a coma, I've jumped off a building, I've been in prison - how many oth…"

"Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal."

"It’s still a pretty sexist world out there and someone’s got to stand up and say something."

"Sometimes it feels like you’re losing, but even when you’re losing, you’re getting something."

"I've been getting fan mail from maximum security penitentiaries, and Death Row. What are the authorities thinking of …"

"I'm kind of nocturnal. I love Conan. He's the bomb. I love Howard Stern when he's being good. I'm dying to get on tha…"

"You're entitled to your own opinion but you cannot be entitled to your own facts."