"I don’t think schools are the best way to teach children. Schools should be for fish, not human beings."

"No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing!"

"A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant."

"You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for t…"

"I also appreciate the coupons we are getting which are not acceptable in all garages including the garages which are …"

"Hon. Member Chingosho, you have been too pre-emptive"

"I am meeting the chief whips this afternoon to discuss among other things the two issues you have raised."

"I am saying if we are getting ZWL$7000, it should be US$7000 and if we are getting 20 litres worth of coupons it shou…"

"On a point of privilege Hon Speaker, it is said half a loaf is better than nothing"

"I would like to appreciate the salary we are getting but if you convert the salary we are getting per month, it amoun…"