"Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!"
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Craig Ferguson
2005 – 2014
Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born actor/comedian and former host of The Late Late Show. He was succeeded by British comedy actor James Corden.
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