"Actually, the pain in his liver had gone away, but Yossarian didn't say anything and the doctors never suspected."

"After he made up his mind to spend the rest of the war in the hospital, Yossarian wrote letters to everyone he knew s…"

"Then there was the educated Texan from Texas who looked like someone in Technicolor and felt, patriotically, that peo…"

"The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likeable. In three days no one could stand him."

"You murdered him," said Dunbar. "I heard you kill him," said Yossarian. "You killed him because he was a nigger," Dun…"

"The colonel dwelt in a vortex of specialists who were still specializing in trying to determine what was troubling hi…"

"Outside the hospital the war was still going on. Men went mad and were rewarded with medals. All over the world, boys…"

"As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furio…"

"Appleby was as good at shooting crap as he was at playing Ping-Pong, and he was as good at playing Ping-Pong as he wa…"

"It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him."