"Consider the possibility that the low resolution web video is simply not detailed enough to draw a solid conclusion."

"If you're watching this in the year 2023, and I think you are, George W. Bush has been out of office as U.S. presiden…"

"But you don't need to make stuff up to get some personal attention. Just leave the computer once in a while, and go h…"

"A studio in Los Angeles is about to desaturate all the greenscreens in the behind-the-scenes footage of their next bl…"

"A recent survey has shown that 76 percent of people who can see color are morons!"

"What do you know, anyway? You're not big on details..."

"I control the animals, the people, and everything else in the universe—even the random stuff."

"You got this, Captain."

"Captain Disillusion has earned a reputation on YouTube for debunking hoaxes and spreading a healthy sense of skeptici…"

"Most experts agree that one... is a number, and so, I have done a number of talks like this before, but always "in-ch…"