"I'd like to see him eeh-ooh-aah-ooh and, but his way outs this one! [laughs] Maybe, I should have sold him a couple o…"

"Here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!"

"[sung] I dream of Genie, she is a light brown hare."

"You want me to tell stories to that? I did rather throw peanuts at it."

"Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?"

"What a way for a duck to travel, underground."

"I was once a human being, but that rotten kid in there was my undoing. He does not need a storyteller; he needs an ex…"

"I thought I taw a itty, bitty putty tat!"

"Whoever heard of a cat eating porridge? Why cannot we have a mouse like other pussycats?"

"One Froggy Evening"