"Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere."

"I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction."

"I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had s…"

"Bob Hope will go to the opening of a phone booth in a gas station in Anaheim, providing they have a camera there and …"

"For years, as I've said, Bob has worked hard for our family's sake to cut our traveling to a minimum. But there are s…"

"No doubt the funniest exploit I was involved in was dropping leaflets on the Bob Hope Christmas show at Cu Chi in 196…"

"In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walke…"

"I never really had any aspirations to be an actor when I was young. I wanted to play the piano in a bar, to be the ol…"

"If I do decide one day to stop acting, I just hate the idea of people going: 'Oh, did you ever do anything else besid…"

"I don't really know how to act, I kind of wanted to somehow make it real, and one of the ways I've always thought mak…"