"Bill and his brother-in-law had shot a deer and drove it in to get processed. At a rest stop, a woman stops at the truck"

"[playing golf with his friends]"

"Before I got married, I was on a date one night. This girl had a snake as a pet. A 12-foot boa constrictor; she named…"

"I might've tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till h…"

"[about an incident in a coffee shop]"

"[about how people in the 90's used "awesome" wrongly]"

"[watching a baseball game in Los Angeles]"

"There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing…"

"My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome …"

"His explanation for the "signs""