"You're that thing from my dream!"

"I know this is a big step for you, but in the words of Dr. Glickman, I'm going to give you the push you need."

"The juice is loose."

"I swear on my dead mother's soul."

"Bob, you and the boys stand guard. Nobody gets through."

"I'm needed upstairs. Bob, hold down the fort."

"I've never seen that chick before in my life or afterlife."

"You know, Bob, long distance relationships can be difficult, especially when one of you is dead and the other is igno…"

"Spill your guts. Who wants to go first? Alright, I will. [opens his shirt and his guts spill out like eels] See? I'm …"

"You're a figment of my imagination."