"[while bargaining for Stanley's soul] What would you like to be? Prime Minister? Oh, no, wait, I've already signed th…"

"[to the pigeon, who is about to fly over a gentleman] Release your doo-dahs."

"[During a conversation about politics, a character with a severe speech impediment struggles to express a thought. He…"

"In the words of Marcel Proust; and this applies to any woman in the world. if you can stay up and listen with a fair …"

"I lost Mussolini that way, all that work, then right at the end with the rope around his neck, he says, 'Scusi. Mille…"

"[to Lust] Pick your clothes up. You're due down at the Foreign Office."

"[spoken as a musical performer Drimble Wedge] You fill me with inertia."

"Everything I've ever told you has been a lie, including that."

"Don't ever believe anything I've said; believe me."

"It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Wee…"