"Haven't seen her around the Batcave."

"[to Batwoman] Welcome to superhero team-up!"

"Batman, Batgirl, Batwoman. What is it about this city, the water?!"

"[reading a newspaper] I see where Dennis the Menace is one step closer to juvenile hall."

"I see Ms. Duquesne is gifted in other sports besides extreme shopping."

"I think we got more than enough bat-freaks in Gotham already. I mean, sheesh, what's next? Bathound?"

"I have to admit, it's not every date I have that ends with a police investigation."

"You know, removing evidence from the scene of a crime is…[Batman glares]…probably not going to lose you any sleep."

"[to Bruce] You know, I've been thinking about getting a dog. He could help us sniff out clues."

"Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth"