"For me, the worst sin is hypocrisy. The sinner is not the assassin. The sinner's the bastard who hires the assassin."

"I wish people weren't so set on being themselves, when that means being a bastard."

": 1983, Robertson Davies, The Rebel Angels"

"Get off of the fuckin' road you greenie bastard!"

": 1994, Bad Boy Bubby"

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastard!"

": 1999, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut"

""Call me later", you'd said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you, Ed, the most, on…"

": 2011, Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up"

"Imma call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch."