"If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a …"

"People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot."

"Writing is nothing less than thought transference, the ability to send one's ideas out into the world, beyond time an…"

"Get me a drink, or I'll tell you I love you. I'll wake you up in an hour or two, crooning, all sloppy and maudlin, te…"

"The answer is what the answer always is, that we are animals, that at the end we turn on each other, tearing each oth…"

"Just because you’re living in blissful oblivion doesn’t mean you’re not responsible."

"Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers."

"No offense to your father, Jim, but let's face it—the man's dead. Dead, dead, dead. Moldering in the ground, being ea…"

"You can't make cheese from rats. … It's hard enough just milking the little beggars."

"Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer."