"Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say "what kind of tea?""

"Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home."

"That's how it goes, you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you. The Great War, …"

"The Antichrist is alive on earth at this moment, Sergeant. He is bringing about Armageddon, the Day of Judgement, eve…"

"The manifestation of unfit elements is great at the end of Kali Yuga. The fiercer Armageddon is, the better it serves…"

"In the Puranas it was predicted that toward the end of Kali Yuga humanity would be driven to acts of madness. It is v…"

"Profoundly interesting is this world - tragedy of conflict to those who see in it a necessary preparation, a clearing…"

"As the “ Satya-yuga” is always the first in the series of the four ages or Yugas, so the Kali ever comes the last... …"

"I really have no experience... No one has any experience of the battle of Armageddon. But I'm really unfit... You are…"

"The appropriate response to the bin Ladens of the world is to correct everyone’s reading of these texts by making the…"