"Helen, what did you really think of me, deep in your heart? Was I really the man you wanted to be with? Was I? Or wer…"

"One of the children I care for is little Ndugu Umu, the boy you sponsor. Ndugu is a very intellegent boy, and very lo…"

"People used to think it was strange 'cause I breast-fed him 'til he was almost five, but I say - hunh, just look at t…"

"Schmidt Happens"

"Jack Nicholson - Warren R. Schmidt"

"Kathy Bates - Roberta Hertzel"

"Hope Davis - Jeannie Schmidt"

"Dermot Mulroney - Randall Hertzel"

"Howard Hesseman - Larry Hertzel"

"Harry Groener - John Rusk"