"I wanna be with her more, I wanna be with her all the time, and I wanna tell her things I don't even tell you or mum.…"

"He fancies you. He told me."

"You're right. You can't help me. How could you? You're a stupid person who watches TV all day and buys things. You do…"

"[Regarding the first SPAT meeting] I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut…"

"It was horrible. Horrible. But driving fast behind the ambulance was fantastic."

"The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensembl…"

"I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours…"

"Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life."

"[In the supermarket, his father's song begins to play] Shit! It can't be. November-the-sodding-19. Six weeks before C…"

"Suddenly I realized – two people isn't enough. You need backup. If there are only two people, and someone drops off t…"