"Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places."

"Boss, why do you keep calling me 'ALF?' Because, as you're an aggressive little f*ck. As your boss and genetic superi…"

"Oh Henry, Bloody Hell."

"Admit it, Love, this is because I wouldn't shag you at the Christmas Party, isn't it?"

"The only thing right about your intelligence is that its all wrong. But you were always at the back of the Conga line."

"'Fraid so - be in touch."

"Real men don't play bridge."

"I'll give you a tip Bert. Never pat a burning dog."

"Kenny, I want the 10 year yield, I want the figures for the Andserson account and I want you to get your scrawny litt…"

"Well done. Proves the adage that wisdom can be found in the most unlikely places."