"White Mage: Excuse me. Do you carry any restraining order spells?"

"Fighter: I trust Black Mage 'cause he told me to."

"Fighter: I love you phallic-sword worshiping warrior woman. Take me."

"Red Mage: For +3 endurance, I'd wear my own underwear over my armor."

"Black Mage: The problem with guards is that they are too inquisitive for their own good. That and the clean up afterw…"

"Black Mage: Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons."

"Black Mage: ...So you see, by allowing me to kill you three, I'll be able to at least die with some dignity... and a …"

"Red Mage: If we disguise ourselves as dragon-food, we could take the dragon by surprise."

"Bikke: Aye! They be like a thorny thorn in ye sidey side."

"White Mage: You are simply a horrible little monster and I pray for your quick and merciful death."