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"The weak soul can be engulfed by even the smallest ripple."
"Well, you didn't even make for a good bar story!"
"I'll enjoy having a drink after this."
"Leave now. There's nothing here for you but a shortcut to hell..."
"You were strong; just not as strong as me."
"The bad day you’re having just got worse."
"Nothing can penetrate the pureness of my spirit!"
"If you will not move, I must take you down."
"I am like the driftwood on the whitewater currents."
"All that is left for me is the depths of darkness..."
"I’ll gladly send you to the next world."
"The Hajinmon is not so easily deceived."
"You've gotten too big and strong... Daddy's proud of you..."
"Crush all comers with our fists! That's how a real man fights!"
"Dan Green as Hudson Horstachio"
"Eric Stuart as Pecky Pudgeon"
"Hudson Horstachio, accept no substitutes!"
"No, no, no... It's all too painful to watch. Gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things! But as we're broadening the demographic, I'll have to think of something original. Hmmm. Very well then, failures, listen carefully."
"This sounds like a preposterous ruse, what'll you do if we refuse?"
"Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!"
"Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, so tell old Grunty what brings L.O.G. here?"
"I wish they could stay like this, but I suppose you people would actually like to take part in this game. Now then. In line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible. Let the Collectathon commence!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!