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"Nicholas Gonzalez as Shane"
"Natalie Palamides as Bradley and Claire"
"John Viener as Hans"
"Alice Cooper as Himself"
"Alex Honnold as Himself"
"Ana Gasteyer as Janine"
"Paul Fusco as Alf"
"Rick Springfield as Bobby Bastille"
"Judy Sheindlin as Herself"
"Carols Alazraqui as El Espantoso"
"Adam Scott as Nick"
"Aubrey Plaza as Nina"
"Retta as Sandy"
"Finn Wolfhard as Jeremy/Norman"
"Nick Offerman as Zeb"
"Gerald McRaney as Dick Harris"
"Horatino Sanz as Douglas"
"Stephen King as Himself"
"Kyla Pratt as Allison"
"Rachel Dratch as Sandra"
"Amy Poehler as Duncan and Annie Harris"
"Ty Burrell as Jack Harris"
"Riki Lindhome as Kimberly Harris"
"Zach Cherry as Wolf"
"Yassir Lester as Yangzi"
"Betsy Sodaro as Bex"
"Joy Osmanski as Jing"
"Rashida Jones as Mia"
"Wiz Khalifa as Mr. Mitch"
"Kathy Najimy as Mayor Jen and Helen"
"We got a hot show for ya today."
"You know DJ Tech needs no introductions."
"Aw, Hell on earth, what the hell is this?!"
"That's my girl right there, Yeah! You go Missy!"
"Yo, Tech! That ain't cool, Man!"
"How you doing this to me, Scooter?!"
"I don't think you guys should've done that. The Man's not gonna like it!"
"Less yapping, more rapping."
"Karaz, You pulled the wrong plug!"
"Hey, What about me?!"
"We're on the air here."
"Karaz, Look what you did now! (pauses) Tech, Just play something 'till I get this fixed!"
"Okay, people! Time to make the bagel! And 5, and 4, and 3, 2, Action!"
"I used to play Q*Bert all the time, Pac-Man too. Now I played Metal Gear Soild."
"Carlito Rodriguez - Chino"
"Riggs Morales - Karaz"
"Quanzilla - Scooter"
"Scratch - DJ Tech"
"Damn, I'm glad that's over! Hey, Scooter! You're gonna stop giving us these whack-ass videos."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!