"Our story begins to commence many years ago in the remote part of the Slobovian Mountains, in the quaint little village of Schmatinof. Near the edge of this village stands the home of Boris Borscht, the bagel baron. But we are not concerned with Boris Borscht, no. Our story concerns another occupant of the Borscht Abode."

"[shovelling the snow off his nest] This is what I get for dreaming of a white Christmas!"

"[last lines. Tweety was shoveling snow, Sylvester sneezes twice] Gesundheit! [the other cat sneezes] Gesundheit! The poor Puddy tats!"

"[In monster form, to Sylvester] Bwahahahahaha! You bad ol' puddy tat!"

"[Seeing Tweety Bird arrives, believing he's going into monster form from his nightmare and knocking at the wall] Help, save me! Ah, ah, ah! Save me! He's a killer! Help! [runs through the wall]"

"This is da city. Twee miwwion people. Twee hundwed thousand puddy tats. Dat's where I come in. I'm a wittle bird. I live in a cage. My name ... Tweety."

"Mel Blanc - Tweety / Fisherman"

"A bwack cat, wed nose, white chest. Name, Sylvester."

"[dressed as a toddler] BABY WANTS A PRETTY BIRDIE!"

"Bea Benaderet as Lillian. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester, Tweety and Hector."

"[upon seeing Sylvester, trying to take him] I tawt I taw an itty bitty puddy tat!"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester / Tweety / Dogs / Old Man."

"Bea Benaderet as Granny. (uncredited)"

"[last lines; breaking the forth wall as Sylvester and the bulldogs continue attacking each other] Now who do you suppowse would want to distwurb dose doggies so eawly in da morning? [twitches his eyebrows, then goes back to sleep]"

"Mel Blanc - Sylvester and Tweety."

"[last lines; bruised and battered after getting exploded by the stick of dynamite] Well, birds are off my list! That one sort of upsets my stomach!"

"If anything happens to me, Sylvester, it'll be too bad for you. You'll be made into violin strings."

"Bea Benaderet as Granny. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester and Tweety."

"I tawt I saw a puddytat! I did! I did taw a puddytat!"

"Thsufferin Thuccotash! You didn't have to over do it!"

"Bea Benaderet as Granny. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester / Tweety / Mouse / Man / Radio Reporter."

"Do you like it, putty? [the mouse bites down on Sylvester's tail, causing him to howl in pain and fly into the air, crashing down on his bowl of seed] Oh, come now! It can't be that bad."

"June Foray as Granny. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester and Tweety."

"If one little feather harmed of this bird, I'm going to sell you to the violin string factory. Factory!"

"I slip-thht-bpp-thh-tht-td."

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester, Tweety, Rocky the Gangster, Nick, Newsboy, News Reporter, Police Officer, Photographer and Mayor."

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester / Tweety / Badminton Player."

"That bad ol' putty tat never gonna find me in here."

"[while being used as a badminton shuttlecock] Now how did I det myself into such a pwedicament? [Sylvester prepares to catch Tweety in his mouth, but Tweety prepares a dynamite candle] Bombs away! [drops the dynamite into Sylvester's mouth]"

"[in Sylvester's ear] Goody-goody for me, I is runnin' a choo-choo twain! [pulls a cord, and a whistle blows]"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester / Tweety / Bulldog"

"Bea Benaderet as Woman. (uncredited)"

"Bea Benaderet as Granny. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester / Tweety / Hector / Rooster / Hen."

"[repeated line] Ándale! Ándale! Arriba! Arriba!"

"Stan Freberg as Mice. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Speedy Gonzales / Sylvester / Various Mice."

"[last line of the short film] I like this pussycat fellow; he's silly!"

"Brother pussycats! We've been skidded out, scooted out, backed out and booted out! But tonight, we was scared out! It's unhospitabitatble, and furthermore, it's un-cat-stitutional!"

"Robert Clampett as Vocal Talents. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Sylvester / Small Cat / Tiny Cat / Drunk Cat / Goldfish Wife / Moose / Narrator."

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester / Sylvester Jr. / Delivery Guy."

"[first lines] I'm a Bird, a paraketus romanticus. [a vase is hurled at him, he ducks] That was my sweetheart, Sweetypuss. A lovebird can't live without love, so what is there left to live for? I guess there's nothing left to do but end it all."

"Sara Berner as Sweetypuss / Housewife. (uncredited)"

"Dave Barry as Radio Announcer. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester / Lovebird / Telegram Guy."