"“I had one more thing I was supposed to go up for. It was when they were doing ECW still. I was supposed to go on a Tuesday to SmackDown because they were doing ECW before Smackdown then, but then the Thursday prior, I got released,”"

"They don't get the throw-in, that's it. It's game over and they're chasing Mark Geiger. That's not good. That's a, no. That's going to really, really put this game on an uglier note than we already have. You cannot charge the referee like that. Cannot. Tough, tough ending."

"Black lives may matter to the NBA, but Uighur lives do not."

"My experience in the NBA was a catastrophe, because I’m a born winner. I don’t like losing, even in card games."

"You can find me puffing trees in the Summer League; NBA against the wannabees. 5 on 5, Me and Stretch and Whookid is in the front row, iced out, not even watching the game."

"Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another."

"Leadership rests not only upon ability but upon commitment and upon loyalty and upon pride and upon followers...Leadership is not just one quality, but rather a blend of many qualities; and while no one individual possesses all the needed talents to go into leadership, each man can develop a combination to make him a leader."

"In football the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut" while he reaches in another grown man's ass. Grabs on his nuts, but just what if it was never meant, it was just an accident?"

"Baseball is still a sport. Professional football is a cult. A whole way of life and values has grown up around it and its demands are heavy. To forego the exhibition games is to fail a loyalty test. Not to possess Redskins season tickets spells a fatal absence of status, only slightly less damaging than never being seen in the owner's box. Nobody keeps score on you at a baseball game. Come or don't come, it's up to you. You don't have to go to a clinic or a brunch or a post-game celebration or wake. You can be a Red Sox fan and still be a free American. Baseball is what we used to be. Football is what we have become."

"In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling; emotions may run high or low, but there's not too much unpleasantness. In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being."

"Football doesn't build character. It eliminates weak ones."

"Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."

"My mom said "you are either going to be in jail, or be killed". So I decided to do something different because I didn't want to be in one of those postions, so I kind of focused on football and took off from there."

"Several women have kicked for major college teams, including Katie Hnida at Colorado and New Mexico, and April Goss at Kent State, but none received scholarships to come to school."

"Iowa and Minnesota play for a pig, a statuette rendition of the actual brother of a porcine star of a Will Rogers movie. I would like to remind you that this is, on balance, a marvelous nation."

"I was tremendously honored to make the All-American team but I don't feel that I have to strain to live up to some mythical something. Yesterday's sports hero is a lot like yesterday's newspaper--you always know there's a fresh one coming tomorrow."

"I’m like a lot of coaches. I have a lot of corny sayings, but one of them is "there are two types of class, there’s first class and there’s no class.""

"A game that requires the constant conjuring of animosity."

"We shall play every game to the hilt with every ounce of fiber we have in our bodies."