police-comedy-tv-shows

"La-la-ba-dee-dah, la-la-ba-dee-dah For the first time in my life, I see love"

"Terry Kinney - Sergeant Harvey Brown"

"Monique Gabriela Curnen - Detective Allison Beaumont"

"Joshua Close - Detective Henry Cole"

"Kai Lennox - Detective Eddie Alvarez"

"Harold Perrineau - Detective Leo Banks"

"Adam Goldberg - Detective Eric Delahoy"

"Jeremy Renner - Detective Jason Walsh"

"Amber Tamblyn - Detective Casey Shraeger"

"Alan North - Captain Ed Hocken"

"Ronald "Tiny Ron" Taylor - Al"

"William Duell - Johnny the Snitch"

"Ed Williams - Ted Olson, Scientist"

"Leslie Nielsen - Detective Frank Drebin"

"Peter Lupus - Officer Norberg"

"Anne-Marie Martin — Dori Doreau"

"David Rasche — Sledge Hammer"

"Harrison Page — Captain Trunk"

"Terry: Have you ever had skittles? They're like pure sugar!"

"[In regards to Inspector Smiley, an English transfer to the department for the day as part of the "Badges Across the Water" program.]"

"(The whole group is in the conference room except Dangle.)"

"Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Sheriffs department"

"Jackie the Hooker: Shit, my wig falls off...now everybody knows I don't have cancer..."

"Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Raineesha Williams is a loudmouth, backstabbing Jew. I wanna say Jew but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a problem with, too."

"said of a prostitute"

"Deputy Garcia: Criminals are the vomit of society and we are the sawdust."

"talking to a junior-high class"

"Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey, Terry! Sheriff's Department!"

"Terry: I heard a rumor."

"Talking to a Klan member"

"Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Lt. Dangle and I have a very special relationship. We're like a brother and sister...except a brother and sister who have sex."

"repeated line"

"Officer Garcia has been shot"