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"Rox. Rox, I need a favour. Call my mum. Tell her to lock herself away from Dean."
"Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us? Any chance you can turn them on?"
"Merlin, you're a fucking genius!"
"[After watching Valentine shoot Harry via live stream] NO!!!"
"One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in."
"Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals. In 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I. That meant a lot of money going uninherited. And a lot of powerful men with the desire to preserve peace and protect life. Our founders realised that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our other venture. An independent, international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. Above the politics and bureaucracy that undermine the integrity of government-run spy organisations. A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights."
"Shit. Fucking missed it. How did I fucking miss it?"
"Uh, listen, boys. I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well-founded, I appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace, until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness."
"Manners maketh man."
"[To Eggsy, disappointed in him] You should be. You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back."
"I don't want your help, I want my husband back!"
"Oi. What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?"
"Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go. Please just go, babe."
"Yes! Yes, Eggsy!"
"[To Michelle Unwin] As I said, put your daughter in the bathroom and throw away the key."
"Charlie, fuck off!"
"Eggsy, the signal's starting! Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now!"
"Eggsy! Fucking get on with it!"
"Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy. He was right."
"Colin Firth - Harry Hart/Galahad"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Richmond Valentine"
"Mark Strong - Merlin"
"Taron Egerton - Gary "Eggsy" Unwin"
"Michael Caine - Chester King/Arthur"
"Sophie Cookson - Roxanne "Roxy" Morton"
"Sofia Boutella - Gazelle"
"Samantha Womack - Michelle Unwin"
"Geoff Bell - Dean"
"Edward Holcroft - Charlie Hesketh"
"Mark Hamill - James Arnold"
"Jack Davenport - Lancelot"
"Velibor Topic - Biggest goon"
"Nicholas Banks - Digby Barker"
"Nicholas Agnew - Nathaniel"
"Rowan Polonski - Piers"
"Tom Prior - Hugo Higins"
"Fiona Hampton - Amelia"
"Jack Cutmore-Scott - Rufus Saville"
"Lily Travers - Lady Sophie"
"Richard Brake - The Interrogator"
"Hanna Alström - Princess Tilde of Sweden"
"Andrei Lenart - an Arctic Guard"
"Corey Johnson - Church Leader"
"Jonno Davies - Lee Unwin"
"Bjørn Floberg - Swedish Prime Minister"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!