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"Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer"
"David Koechner — Dag"
"Jeff Garcia — Pip"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Freddy"
"Rob Paulsen — Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"
"Tino Insana — Pigg the Pig"
"Dom Irrera — Duke"
"Scott Bullock — Eddy"
"John DiMaggio — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"
"Maurice LaMarche — Igg"
"Dana Plato — Maddy"
"Nathaniel Stroman — Root"
"Steve Oedekerk — Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"
"Maria Bamford — Nora Beady"
"Jill Talley — Mrs. Goldner"
"Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?"
"Peck: Never! You're all gonna die."
"Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?"
"Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!"
"Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything."
"Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben."
"Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so."
"Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?"
"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."
"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."
"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"
"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."
"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."
"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."
"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."
"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."
"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."
"Kevin James — Otis the Cow"
"Courteney Cox — Daisy"
"Sam Elliott — Ben"
"Danny Glover — Miles"
"Wanda Sykes — Bessy"
"Andie MacDowell — Etta"
"HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!"
"[after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?"
"[after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!"
"[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go."
"[walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]"
"[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]"
"[first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis."
"[seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows."
"Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!"
"[from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond."
"[latest words] Put the hen down, Dag."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!