"[from trailer] 1 day, and 15 years ago, everything changed. We was covered in this ooze someone dumped in the sewers. Whatever this ooze was, it transformed us. It was weird, but we became a family."

"[punching Michelangelo with his small secondary arms] Surprise! Why you sockin' yourself?! Why you sockin' yourself?!"

"Maya Rudolph — Cynthia Utrom"

"Micah Abbey — Donatello"

"Shamon Brown Jr. — Michelangelo"

"You're fine, chill. He's going to die."

"Hey, guys. If we weren't monsters that were shunned by society, and we could do what we wanted, what would you guys do?"

"Y'all some little tortoises, huh?"

"Six in the morning police at my door."

"What the hell are y'all doing?! Man, stop this "Kumbaya" and "love each other" stuff! Kill them fools!"

"[When the turtles suggest that they may not be on board with the plan to kill all humans] Well that would mean......That I was wrong about you. [ominous pauses] And ya'll not as cool as I thought you were. And that right there, piss me off! [stomps out a fire hydrant]"

"They smile in your face, all the time they wanna take your place!"

"Brady Noon — Raphael"

"We eat danger for breakfast."

"We've prepared our whole lives for this."

"Well, nothing we can do. You guys wanna grab a pizza?"

"Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with Hey Arnold!"

"You are really driving these metaphors to the ground."

"Can we explain this over some pizza?"

"Maybe you're not the only one who wants to be heroes so people like them."

"[from trailer] So you were baby turtles, who've made contact with mystery goo."

"[upon seeing Superfly's gang of mutants] Oh my God, I'm going to win a Daytime Emmy..."

"Sorry, am I supposed to film all the stuff you do? Because a lot of it is dumb."

"Man, I almost thought you were cool. See you in hell turtles."

"[from trailer] You want to roll with us? Humans are never going to like us. So I decided to kill all the humans and let the mutants rule the earth."

"[Ray Fillet is singing a sad song] Ray Fillet, shut your mouth! If I wanted to listen to something sad, I'd go listen to some damn John Legend or something, man!"

"[when telling the turtles his and the other mutant's origins; Leo and Donnie say that Splinter hide them from the world] Well not me. That sound like a punk choice. Know what I did? I beat that fool down. Touched that chin. Molly-Whopped him! [slams his claw on the table] Whop! Whop! To an inch of his life! [crushes a ketchup bottle] BOP! That's when I decided to kill all the humans, and let the mutants rule the earth."

"Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!"

"My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo, honor."

"[After mutating into Super Duper Fly] Oh, hell yeah! Look at me. Look at me! I ain't just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly! [chuckles] That's Missy Elliot Super Duper Fly!"

"Nicolas Cantu — Leonardo"

"Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it."

"Master Splinter has given us a very important mission for tonight. The target is across the street. We must use stealth and cunning to infiltrate the human world and retrieve... ."

"I mean, it's 2023, Mikey."

"I would love to have a champagne brunch with Tom Brady."

"Let's try that again, but with ninja stars!"

"Just stop talking! You're ruining my concentration."

"If you're in high school you can totally hijack a parade."

"I'm awesome."

"I can't believe there are other mutants, like us!"

"We take out Superfly, and everyone will think we're cool. They'll accept us!"

"Hey, why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?"

"You ratted us out!"

"[When a TCRI guard calls him Ratatouille] Don't call me Ratatouille."

"[to Michaelangelo] Hey! Don't use that word that way."

"This is insane. Turtle. Mutant. Karate. Teens. I want to know everything about you."

"Seth Rogen — Bebop"