"[Opening narration] Castle Duckula, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks: The Counts of Duckula! Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life—by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the Eighth House of Aquarius! The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan..."

"Good night out there! Whatever you are!!"

"Have we witnessed the fall of the house of Duckula? Or is it an improvement on the old place?"

"Duckula: [To Nanny] Has this information penetrated what we laughingly call your BRAIN???"

"Doctor Von Goosewing, greatest wampire hunter in ze vorld!"

"Grateful nothing! We need another portrait in here like this castle needs more cobwebs!"

"I might have been killed!"

"Goosewing,I... Er... I mean... I mean get out!"

"Wow, wowee, wow!"

"I'm gonna be rich! And famous!"

"Igor, you're going over the top,again!"

"I don't believe it.I might have known.Goosewing!"

"Nanny... You're a ninny, nanny!"

"I'll Get It!"

"Cooey! Duckyboos!"

"Oooh, I can see I'm going to have to teach you some manners!"

"You be a brave soldier."

"David Jason"

"Brian Trueman"