"Kid: [After outsmarting one of the adult characters] Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself. [On occasion, the adult characters would also use this phrase after outsmarting the children.]"

"One Kid: Either [Insert out-of-the-ordinary occurrence or unusual actions of one particular character here], or this has got to be..."

"Kids at Barth's: What/Who do you think's in the burgers?"

"Mr. Schidtler: Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?!!!"

"El Capitano: That's one sneeeeeky keed!"

"El Capitano: [During the firing squad sketches] Ready, aim..."

"Kid: [During the dungeon sketches] But you can't do this, this is torture!"