"Kryptonite, the ultimate bane to Superman. If it were only as big as my head. I spent two years and $3 billion mining outer space...and this green grain of rice is all I have to show for it?"

"Lots of love!"

"Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens? I need what’s on that ship or I’ll never get my treasure. Do, Not, Fail, Me!"

"I've searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I've finally found him, LeBron James."

"Come on. Father! Father do you really have to go?"

"[to the audience, annoyed] Hey, what do you want from us?! We're freezing here!"

"Any progress, Eric?"

"I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian."

"Pull over."

"Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa! Sorry! Ruh-roh!"

"His mom and dad met in the usual way: The song became love, and love became the egg."

"Dad, you have the coolest job."

"Mayday! Mayday! This is the Annabelle. I've lost my bearings and I'm taking on water. My last good reading is 44 degrees north, 68 degrees...."

"On Christmas Eve, many years ago, I laid quietly in my bed. I did not rustle the sheets, I breathed slowly and silently. I was listening for a sound I was afraid I'd never hear: the sound of Santa's sleigh."

"I leave you alone for an hour, and you destroy my house? And, you, you're no better. You're both evicted!"

"Raggy, rook! Writing!"

"What happened?"

"Are you guys alright?"

"Welcome to the Falcon Fury. Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?"

"Rasm-Frasm. Ingrate."

"Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice."

"Oh, whoopee. A diner. I’ll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer."

"Zoinks! Like, slow down dude."

"Is anyone there?"

"Yikes! Scooby-Doo, where are you?!!"

"Raven, release me. You're too weak to keep me in here, you filthy witch! I'll get out! I'll kill everyone you love. RAVEN!!!"

"Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love."

"Time to look ahead, Kirk. You know what they say. The past is like another planet."

"Yeah, Dad, I just got back from the lacrosse game. Going to practice some Wallball this weekend. Getting pretty good. Maybe another night, Dad, I got plans tonight. I can't help it if your daughter's so popular. I'll talk to you, later. Right then, back to work."

"Sometimes, Alfred...you have to have a little faith."

"Master Bruce is having a heart-to-heart with Damian. One can't help feeling bad. Despite her madness, she was his mother."

"I talk to the dead. For no matter how rotted the corpse, there's always a tiny wisp of life left."

"You're one helluva messenger. Thank you."

"I spent 10 years looking for a good death. This...This'll be a good life. Good enough."

"The surface dwellers have killed our king. This is an act of war and they will pay."

"If history has determined that gods can die...it has also proven that they may return from the dead. It would seem you can't be destroyed after all, Superman. It would seem."

"I am Lex Luthor. I have a proposition for you."

"Can l go home now?"

"Go home, folks."

"Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!"

""Late"? Come on, it's...early."

"It feels awesome! Check me out! I'm Robin, the Boy wonder! Are you kidding me? This rocks. Come on, old man, we've got bad guys who need chasing. This is the best day of my life."

"I'm glad you agree. I've been thinking about a membership drive."

"I've gotta go punch a clock with my other boss. I can see where this is gonna be a long commute."

"Well, maybe an explosion now and then."

"I do have a plan! It's called the Justice League."

"Ba-Batman...Darling!"

"Can we go so I can kiss you now?"

"Hi, old man."