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"Evil? The ninja way knows neither good nor evil."
"[last words] Are you there Dragon Ninja?... All grows dark... and silent... I have staked my name... I have fought with all of my being... all to forge a future for the black spider clan, I have no regrets... Just as you have pursued a cause greater than yourself, so too have I... Dragon ninja... take my cursed blade..."
"Another intruder has been detected with explosives. A blonde woman. Message to all units: she's hot!"
"You shall not pass!"
"Sorry about that, Francesco! Maybe you can hammer it out."
"Kachow and kaboom!"
"Ow, come on! Really?!"
"This is why they call me Lightning!"
"Take a good look at Francesco now. Once the race begins, you will see only a blur."
"Don't feel bad, this is just easy for me."
"Ohh, bring it on!"
"Oh, excuse me."
"Ha, gotcha!"
"Outrun this!"
"I feel like I’m in one of them sci-fi movies."
"In Italia, it is often said that I am faster than Lightning, you get it? It is a joke for you, Lightning McQueen."
"Ow, what was that for?!"
"What an honor it is for you to race with Francesco."
"Okay, back to reality for a moment."
"You know I'm in!"
"Remember, I am speed."
"This is a little something I picked up from a friend."
"Hope you like my taillights. You'll be seeing a lot of them."
"Oh, don't let my 4 Piston Cups intimidate you!"
"Oh no, you don’t!"
"I better pick it up."
"That's right, Mater. I mean business!"
"Oh yeah, bring out the bad guys!"
"Hope you have good insurance!"
"Another one!"
"Haha, let's go!"
"Nice knowing ya!"
"Okay, I'm done playing nice!"
"What? Hey, Mater, watch the aim!"
"Special agent Lightning McQueen, at your service."
"Now, that's what I call racing."
"Does this place have an echo? Dad gum!"
"I come from a long line of tech savvy cars."
"This place is great!"
"Will wonders never cease?"
"Everybody ready? Cuz Lightning is about to strike!"
"Hey, how long have we been in here?"
"I am SO made for this!"
"Kachow, let’s do this!"
"Say it with me. Kachow!"
"I'm ready to roll!"
"Fast and smooth!"
"Time to get serious."
"Man, you're slower than Lizzie!"
"Whew, I'll never get used to that."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!