Video Games Based On Middle Earth

"Could you really rest for all of eternity, knowing that you had the chance to stop him but did nothing?"

"I have upheld my end of the bargain! And your... champion has upheld his!"

"Bright Lord? Dark Lord? Same thing, really. End result's me ripping spines out, which I like to do anyway, so either way's a win."

"Anyone looking to carve his way across Mordor needs a guard or two. ...I mean, I don't. Obviously. Pah, if it ever got to the point where I needed a hand on the battlefield, I'd cut my own throat. ...But you? You should have some added muscle. No shame in it."