Screenplays By Seth Macfarlane

"[being offered a pot cookie by Anna] The last time somebody gave me one of these, I became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind."

"I'm not a hero. I'm the guy in the corner, making fun of the hero's shirt. That's who I am."

"Bring protection."

"Seth MacFarlane — Albert Stark"

"Charlize Theron — Anna Barnes-Leatherwood"

"Amanda Seyfried — Louise"

"Liam Neeson — Clinch Leatherwood"

"Giovanni Ribisi — Edward"

"Neil Patrick Harris — Foy"

"Sarah Silverman — Ruth"

"Christopher Hagen — George Stark"

"Wes Studi — Cochise"

"Rex Linn — Sheriff/Narrator"

"Alex Borstein — Millie"

"Ralph Garman — Dan"

"John Aylward — Pastor Wilson"

"Amick Byram — Marcus Thornton"

"Evan Jones — Lewis"

"Dylan Kenin — Pastor's Son"