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"Hello Major. Saw you on TV. You looked good. You really did, you looked good. We also saw 'em give you a whole shitload full of silver dollars. And me an' the boys, we were in the neighborhood and we thought maybe you should give us some of them silver dollars."
"Dabney Coleman - Maxwell"
"Major Charles Rane Has Come Home To War!"
"Cassie Yates - Candy"
"[pulling hook from Lopez' hand and leaving] You could lose a hand like that."
"James Best - The Texan"
"A Vietnam Vet Kills For Revenge"
"Tommy Lee Jones - Sergeant Johnny Vohden"
"Randy Hermann - Billy Sanchez"
"Pete Ortega - Melio"
"Luke Askew - Automatic Slim"
"William Devane - Major Charles Rane"
"Linda Haynes - Linda Forchet"
"You know you don't have to do any of this. You don't have to go after these guys. We could just jump in the car and go a thousand miles from here and nobody'd know any different. Bury the guns in the desert."
"Jordan Gerler - Mark"
"In just two weeks an all-American town gives a war hero a reason to pull the trigger again."
"Welcome Home Major!"
"Now you are gonna tell us where that money is sooner or later. I would suggest sooner, 'cause later may be too late."
"Lawrason Driscoll - Deputy Cliff Nichols"
"Lisa Blake Richards - Janet Rane"
"James Victor - Lopez"
"Charles Escamilla - T-Bird"
"Jacque Burandt - Bebe"
"James N. Harrell - Grandpa"
"Paul A. Partain - Ethan"
"You learn to love the rope. That's how you beat 'em. That's how you beat people who torture you. You learn to love 'em. Then they don't know you're beatin' 'em."
"Richard Pryor - Zeke Brown"
"Yaphet Kotto - Smokey James"
"The company builds cars and destroys men"
"Harvey Keitel - Jerry Bartowski"
"Credit's the only thing you can get free from the company. Got a house, fridge, dishwasher, washer-dryer, TV, stereo, motorcycle, car..."buy this shit, buy that shit." All you got's a buncha shit."
"Whatever became of the "American Dream"?"
"Ed Begley Jr. - Bobby Joe"
"And when I take over your muthafuckin' job, know what I'm gonna do baby? Gonna get on my private jet and wing up to Palm Springs. Hang out with Eddie Knuckles, and hit a few golfballs with President Ford and Nixon and them muthafuckas."
"[just before the union break-in] Maybe we should've robbed a liquor store like everybody else."
"Harry Bellaver - Eddie Johnson"
"Man, flick my Bic!"
"Jimmy Martinez - Charlie T. Hernandez"
"Sammy Warren as Barney"
"Leonard Gaines - Mr. Bird, IRS Man"
"Harry Northrup as Hank"
"Milton Selzer - Sumabitch"
"Cliff De Young - John Burrows"
"Lane Smith - Clarence Hill"
"Borah Silver as Dogshit Miller"
"George Memmoli - Jenkins"
"Lucy Saroyan - Arlene Bartowski"
"Chip Fields - Caroline Brown"
"Martin Scorsese as Dispatcher (Voice Only)"
"Phyllis Somerville as Mrs. Burke"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!