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"Eugenia Kuzmina - Hilda Meier"
"Scott Eastwood - SGT Miles"
"Xavier Samuel - 2LT Parker"
"Brad William Henke - SSG Davis"
"Jim Parrack - SSG Binkowski"
"Anamaria Marinca - Irma"
"Alicia von Rittberg - Emma"
"Kevin Vance - SSG Peterson"
"Branko Tomović - German Corporal"
"Iain Garrett - SGT Foster"
"What happened happened, what's going to happen is going to happen. Sitting here playing house with a couple of bitch Krauts ain't gonna change a fucking thing."
"Best job I ever had!"
"Damn son, you're a fighting, fucking, drinking machine!"
"Norman, I'm sorry, y'know? I think...I think you're a good man, that's what I think. I think maybe we ain't, but...I think you are. So, just...I wanted to tell you that."
"She'll let you fuck her for a chocolate bar!"
"In France, we hit the beach right after D-Day and fought through all those fucking hedgerows. We finally broke out into open country. And bypassed all these Kraut divisions. We linked up with the Canadians and British and trapped an entire Kraut Army pulling back to Germany. We fucked them up. With planes and artillery. Dead Krauts and horses and busted up tanks and cars for miles. Miles. Your eyes see it but your head can't make no sense of it. We go in there. And for three whole days we shot wounded horses. All day long. Sun up to sundown. Putting down horses. Hot summer days. Ain't smelled nothing like it. The sound of it. Those fucking horses screaming. Black clouds of flies buzzing. Like being in a giant bee hive."
"This ain't pretty; it's what we do."
"I won't ask you to do anything I haven't done myself."
"Hey, you want to talk Mexican? Join another tank, a Mexican tank. This is an American tank, we talk American."
"Boyd, do you think Hitler would fuck one of us for a chocolate bar?"
"I started this war killing Germans in Africa. Then France. Then Belgium. Now I'm killing Germans in Germany. It will end, soon. But before it does, a lot more people gotta die."
"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."
"[On Norman's mediocre performance in his first battle] I had the best assistant driver in the entire Ninth Army in that seat, and now I got you. I promised my crew a long time ago I'd keep them alive. You're getting in the way of that."
"[After Norman doesn't fire on Volksstrum boys during an ambush] You see that? See what a kid can do? [points to a wrecked Sherman tank] That's your fault! That's your fucking fault! Next German you see with a weapon, you rake the dogshit out of 'em! I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and momma's titty in the other, YOU CHOP HIM UP!!!"
"War never ends quietly."
"Brad Pitt - Don "Wardaddy" Collier"
"Shia LaBeouf - Boyd "Bible" Swan"
"Logan Lerman – Norman "Machine" Ellison"
"Michael Peña - Trini "Gordo" Garcia"
"Jon Bernthal - Grady "Coon-Ass" Travis"
"Jason Isaacs - CPT "Old Man" Waggoner"
"You're either S.W.A.T. or you're not."
"Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson"
"Colin Farrell - Police Officer Third Grade Jim Street"
"Jeremy Renner - former Police Officer Third Grade Brian Gamble"
"Michelle Rodriguez - Police Officer Third Grade Christina "Chris" Sanchez."
"LL Cool J - Police Officer Third Grade Deacon "Deke" Kaye"
"Olivier Martinez - Alexander "Alex" Montel"
"Brian Van Holt - Police Officer Third Grade Michael Boxer"
"Even Cops Dial 911."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!