Screenplays By Akiva Goldsman

"To protect Humanity, some humans must be sacrificed. To ensure your freedom, some freedoms must be surrendered. We robots will ensure mankind's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves."

"My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble..."

"[First title cards]"

": Title card: Law I / A robot may not injure a human or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

": Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

": Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

":Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics""

"Police officer: [mocks Spooner for thinking a robot tried to steal a woman's purse] Police, help me. That robot stole my dry-cleaning. [laughs]"

"Farber: [to a robot] You can kiss my ass, metal dick!"

"One man saw it coming."

"What will you do with yours?"

"Laws are made to be broken."

"Will Smith - Det. Del Spooner"

"Bridget Moynahan - Dr. Susan Calvin"

"Alan Tudyk - Sonny"

"Bruce Greenwood - Lawrence Robertson"

"James Cromwell - Dr. Alfred Lanning"

"Chi McBride - Lt. John Bergin"

"Shia LaBeouf - Farber"

"Fiona Hogan - V.I.K.I."

"Terry Chen - Chin"

"Adrian L. Ricard - Granny ("Gigi")"

"Jerry Wasserman - Baldez"

"Peter Shinkoda - Chin"

"[as Del Spooner reaches his hand on the gun in his jacket] I see you still remain suspicious of me, detective."

"I am unique."

"[to VIKI] Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you."

"[Describing his view on robots] There's nothing in there. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork."

"But I must apply the nanites!"

"[To Spooner] You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart."

"You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival."

"[drawing with both hands with speed and picture-perfection] This is my dream. You were right, detective. I cannot create a great work of art."

"[To Robertson] Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast. And then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out."

"Do I look like I care what you think? DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHOOT WHAT YOU THINK?!"

"[After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin] Ya know, somehow, "I told you so"? [Shrugs] Just doesn't quite say it."

"Let me ask you something. Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am."

"[Sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

"[Two USR trucks surround Spooner's car and open up, revealing numerous NS-5s] There is no way my luck is that bad. [The robots activate and stare at him] Aw, hell no!"

"[To Calvin upon realizing that VIKI is behind everything] You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth."

"[Talking to a cat previously owned by Lanning] Look, I know you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. You're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again."

"Robots building robots. Now that's just stupid."

"[A security guard starts to push Spooner forward by his shoulder] So, what hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign your and your buddy's casts. [The guard lets go of Spooner's shoulder]"

"[To Calvin] You are the dumbest smart person I have EVER met in my life!"

"[Talking to Robertson, describing himself] That's right, I'm just a 6', 200-pound civilian. Here to kick another civilian's ass."

"[To Calvin] You and your feelings. They just run you, don't they?"

"[to Farber] First off, stop cussin', 'cause you're not good at it."

"Converse All-Stars, vintage 2004."

"[When VIKI-controlled NS-5's are attacking him in the underground transit system] Get off my CAR!"

"[When attacking various NS-5's attacking his sports car] You like that?! HUH?!"

"Sonny, save Calvin!"