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"Not every man is greater than every woman, nor every woman inferior to every man."
"But to be fair, in any covenant and time and in any land and place, has it ever happened that someone was told "my darling…" and she replied "shut up"? If a man doesn't say thousands bad words to a woman and doesn't hurt her, that woman won't give an ugly answer even once."
"چو کهنه بود و قدیمی بنای نیشابور نهاد روی سوی او خرابی از هر جا خدای خواست که بازش ز نو بنا سازند بعهد دولت نوشیروان عهد ابقا خدایگان جهان پادشاه روی زمین جهانگشای عدوبند، شاه شهرگشا"
"The buildings of Nishapur Time had striven to displace And ruin wide from every side had thither its face God willed that men should once again its buildings strive to rise In the reign of Just Abaqa, The Nushirvan of our days Of all the world the lord is he, of all the earth the king Foe-binder, world subduer he, all kingdoms conquering"
"Paper is my best friend and paper seller is my worst friend!"
"The world starts with a Big Bang and finishes with a human-made atomic Big Bang!"
"We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!"
"It is a strange paradox: Humans drown in the water, fish drown in the land."
"The 4D style, or cosmic comics and relativistic humor, is based on Einstein's theory of relativity which I came up with 20 years ago. 4D works use the idea of the fourth dimension, time, playing on such surrealistic and amazing subjects as motion relativity, space curvature and time dilation."
"Sweetness of life depends to its bitterness."
"Our lives consist of two numbers: date of birth and date of death."
"The death of our close friends and relatives proves that how close the death is to us!"
"I finally did not understand if we are living to survive or we are living to die!"
"Erasers remind us there is no faultless human."
"Caricatures speak through visual language and are therefore understandable by all people. They trigger a laugh which is also an international language and reaction. Caricatures can decrease violence and converge cultures. They aim to promote peace, and teach us to be moderate and laugh at our problems."
"As long as copyright is breached in Iran and international works are being freely published in magazines and newspapers, no one feels any need for Iranian works."
"Politically I am neither left nor right! And this kind of political-ethical standpoint-- being in the middle-- usually brings about seclusion and isolation! But now I do not mind it anymore and, instead, I work more and more in my self-made solitude!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!