"We were saying, "President Morty," that we don't care who sits in that seat. A Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. We've been running the Citadel since before the Council, and you'll find that we're still running it now."

"This is Garmos! I have intercepted sexual communications between you and my new girlfriend Keara! I am coming to kill you NOW!"

"Obviously, the most likely imposter is the wet naked clone."

"I like Mr. Meeseeks."

"Oh, hey, this fucking ferrofluid's wrapping around my legs. Fuck... I can feel! I have mass! I'M A FUCKING GOD NOW! YOU'RE FUCKED! [Morty: What the fuck?! I-I thought you were proud to be a hologram!] THAT'S 'CAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING BE ONE! ... SHIT!"

"Now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich!"

"Aw hell no, dawg! You know me, I'm just trying—"

"My name is AlexanDAAAUUUGGGHHH—"

"Get off! Gaaaggghhh!"

"It's okay! It's okay! Just go! Tell my family I love them! They may be hard to find 'cause my wife kept her last name and she made the kids take it too so I dunno you can Goo—"

"Oh wait, there is an autopilot! Wait! It's okay, never mind! I wanted to sacrifice myself anywaaaaay!"

"All right, everybody! Two parts plutonic quartz... one part cesium... A-And listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier, I-I-I couldn't ask for a better staff. I love you guys and I love all your families. And the final ingredient..."

"Morty, please. I love you, sweetheart."

"He's got it! That's a lower handicap stroke!"

"Ooh! Nice!"

"I smell the blood of—"

"Take me to Morty! You're not Morty! [Jerry: No, I'm Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar!] That's... stupid."

"Sure thing, Rick. Here's a screwdriver."

"All right, Morty, thank you very much. We got one screw turn, and two screw turns, and—"

"Oh, th-there's no need to do that, Beth. Regular pancakes are fine."

"Do your worst, you little bastards! Kill me! Do it! Do iiiiiaaaauuugghh!"

"Cape Fear! Cape Fear! I-I'm doing – I'm – I'm going to do, like, from Cape Fear—"

"I guess that makes two of us."

"My life is a fucking joke!"

"Morty, why? Why?"

"Hey, someone's been spending too much time around glowing rocks, am I right?"

"I hear ya, Morty! Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin': "We're walkin' here!""

"Oh wow, Baby Wizard was a parasite? He set me up with my wife!"

"The jig is up! Get me–get me out here! Get me out here!"

"Beth! Beth! Please!"

"R-Rick! I'm Pencilvester! Listen to that name! You can't kill me!"

"Summer, I've always loved you!"

"Ah, Master Rick! Remember when you weren't going to shoot me—"

"Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on "the butler did it.""

"Don't worry. I have a plan. If we can get to my boat, there's a—"

"Hold it, hold it, stop! Music isn't about competition or captivity! If you love music, you love freedom! Let these worlds be free! Please!"

"I love you, son. I should have never turned you to ice."

"Hey, excuse me, hello? What, you think you're better than me? Nobody's better than me! Hey! Hey!"

"Daddy, leave the girl alone. Leave the girl alone."

"So he made a universe, and that guy is from my universe, and that guy made a universe, and that's the universe where I was born? Where my father died. Where I couldn't make time for his funeral, because I was working on my universe..."

"Hello, I'm Dr. Glip-Glop."

"Leave you alone? During a Purge? I don't think so, baby!"

"I'm taking down this beacon."

"What is the meaning of this?"

"Tammy, what are you doing? Tammy?"

"Oh, my goodness. Oh, my good—"

"Hi, Rick. Bye, Rick."

"D-99, y-you okay?"

"W-w-w-wait! The Council of Ricks sent us! We have your Morty and Summer! They're prisoners on the Citadel!"