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"[Repeated line] I am fully equipped to handle all types of medical emergencies."
"[Answering machine] Alice, it's friend as well as your agent. I know something's gone very wrong, but you have to find a way to deal with whatever this is. Get some help. Speak to a therapist, go to one of those retreat places. The publishers are spitting. You've got one month. Now ring me."
"[Repeated line] I apologize Claire. Let me clean that up for you."
"Shower... on? [Shower head turns on]"
"[Dumps bowl on floor to young Claire] Stop putting that poison in my food!"
"[To Claire over stealing cigarettes] Do you think I can't count?"
"You are reaching dangerously high levels of alcohol poisoning. [Confiscates wine bottle and pours it down drain]"
"[To Rita] It is completed!"
"Annie Cusselle as Young Claire"
"[Rita confiscates wine bottle from her and pours it out] No, what are you doing?!"
"[Answering machine] Hi, Claire, it's Alice again, urgently awaiting your call. I can't keep fobbing off the publishers."
"Heida Reed as Rita"
"Your blood alcohol level is dangerously high."
"Your father was so sure you'd come out a boy. He wanted to give you his name. Sinclair. But when you came out, he... he was so disappointed. I told him we could still give you his name. Just drop the "sin" off, but you can never take away a sin. Ain't no hiding that. [Starts caressing Claire's chin] I'm the one that had to look at that pretty... pretty face... until I couldn't see no more. I'm the one that gets punished."
"Wayne Brady as Henry"
"[Dictating to prompt] She had always known it was there, barely perceptible. A shadow behind her. But now... it was... as if the darkness... had swallowed her up. She became part of it now. Part of the... dark... [sighs staring at wall hologram of her transcribed speech and scrunches face tightly] it's rubbish! Erase session. [Wall hologram complies]"
"[To Rita after getting a bottle of wine] Everytime I fucking turn around!"
"[To Rita] Can you meet me in the study?"
"Rachel Shelley as Claire Rivers"
"[Repeated line] I can sense that you are distressed, Claire. Perhaps you should lie down."
"Rebecca-Clare Evans as Helen Rivers"
"[To Rita] You saved my life."
"[Website greeting] This is your invitation to the retreat, where your new chapter awaits you. So don't delay. Accept your invitation to receive your customized brochure. Welcome to the beginning of you."
"[Repeated line] Hello Claire. My name is Rita. I will be your assistant for the next 30 days. I am here to make your stay here as comfortable as possible and assist you in the completion of your work."
"Bhasker Patel as Dr. Varma"
"August Diehl — Franz Jägerstätter"
"Valerie Pachner — Franziska Jägerstätter"
"Michael Nyqvist — Bishop Joseph Fliesser"
"Jürgen Prochnow — Major Schlegel"
"Vaughn Taylor - Mr. Shores"
"Mickey Shaughnessy - Hunk Houghton"
"Jennifer Holden - Sherry Wilson"
"Dean Jones - Teddy Talbot"
"Judy Tyler - Peggy Van Alden"
"His first big dramatic singing role!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, a little while back, I had a kind of a vacation with a bunch of men in a big place way out yonder. And while I was there, well, these uh, these men, kind of guests, you might say, uh, we'd get together and horse around a little bit and sing and - 'cause we were havin' such a good time. And uh, we always had a lot of fun with this one: 'The Jailhouse Rock'."
"MGM Presents ELVIS PRESLEY at his greatest"
"M-G-M Presents Elvis Presley - Rebel of Song"
"Elvis in Action as Never Before!"
"Elvis Presley - Vince Everett"
"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Warden"
"We will now have the role call. Those that are here will answer "present". Those that are not here will say "absent"."
"Charlie Hall — Dentist's Assistant"
"Tiny Sandford — Prison Guard"
"Wilfred Lucas — Warden"
"June Marlowe — Warden's Daughter"
"James Finlayson — Schoolteacher"
"Stan Laurel — Stan"
"Mr. Hardy is a man of wonderful ideas—so is Mr. Laurel—as long as he doesn't try to think."
"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!