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April 10, 2026
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"Filip Kosior - Thomas Bauer"
"Eliza Rycembel - Ida Haller"
"What does it matter who we are? What we do is who we are."
"Mateusz Mosiewicz - Marian Wilner"
"Rafal Mackowiak - Joseph Weiss"
"Tomasz Tyndyk - Henry Weinbaum"
"Zuzanna Pulawska - Fanka Silberman"
"Eryk Kulm - Abram Klinger"
"Irena Melcer - Zosia"
"Krzysztof Szczepaniak - Moise Steiner"
"Agata Turkot - Clara Bauer"
"Aleksandar Milicevic - Lazar Haller"
"Sharon Azrieli - Helen Weinbaum"
"Maciej Nawrocki - Sturmbannführer Wilhelm Rokita"
"Andrzej Seweryn - Herr Schultz"
"Dougray Scott - Major Eduard Rügmer"
"Sophie Nélisse - Irena Gut Opdyke"
"I’m not a bag of potatoes you can transport without permission!"
"I’m gonna fuck you so hard they’ll hear you scream in Warsaw."
"Are you lost, baby girl?"
"A Battle of Blood and Steel"
"F. Murray Abraham — Marco d'Aviano"
"Enrico Lo Verso — Kara Mustafa Pasha"
"Jerzy Skolimowski — John III Sobieski"
"Alicja Bachleda-Curuś — Eleonore of Austria"
"Your Majesties, Excellencies, I am only a poor monk. I know nothing of strategies or plans of attack. But I do know that Vienna represents the survival of Christianity. I know that if you have faith, you will win. If you remain united, you will win. So if the King of Poland says he knows how to win this battle, let him explain it to us."
"Agata Kroll: I won't betray Marcin anymore. And I'll never meet Kuba again..."
"Don't say anything we couldn't be able to forget. You owe him it, Kroll. (...) It's only 329 days."
"We don't care about it - a piece is a piece."
"So you, Miss, are Kroll's sister... You, madam, are his wife... And you are his best friend... Now I understand him."
"I don't wanna talk with ya."
"[to Kroll]] You ran away to kill? You ran away to forgive. To believe that you've got a wonderful and loyal wife - that's what you wanted. But she turned out to be a whore. A man always wants to believe in that when he has a woman."
"[to Berger] We've been friends for 15 years. We've been doing everything together. And now we even fuck the same woman."
"[to his wife Agata] I should've killed you. And when he fucks you next time, you can think it's me."
"[to a drunkie abusing his woman] YOU LIE HERE, UNTIL I GO! LIED, you should have!"
"[to Berger] At first I thought you're a faggot, but you're just a piece of shit, 'cause you can't respect the santity! The woman of your soldiering friend is sacred, got it?! You lined up an exepmtion from the army, you smartass, but you'd die on the first day of service. In the army everything's simple - wives are in homes, whores are behind the fence and you've gotta be a human, not a rag!"
"Kuba Berger: [to Lt. Arek] Sir? How is it 'round here?"
"Captain: [to Wiaderny]] That's the thing, Wiaderny - either we get them or they get you"
"That's the star we're waiting for to start Christmas Eve. Do you see it? And there, below, the fog. Look. It's not fog. It's really millions of little stars."
"Agnieszka Jaskółka - Angela Wenz"
"Janusz Gajos - Major Gross"
"Cezary Pazura - Waldemar Morawiec (Nowy)"
"Marek Kondrat - Olgierd Żwirski (Olo)"
"Bogusław Linda - Franciszek Maurer (Franz)"
"Captain Stopczyk: [to Newbie about burning their SB archives] Tonight we're gonna send our fuckin' past in smoke."
"Newbie: [to Franz, after a failed mission] Nobody else will die because of you, you fucking SB! Nobody, you got it?!"
"Major Bień: I am Major Bień and I am a major. Since yesterday you're my underlings and I am your direct superior. Now you're in the police, not in SB. You know the difference? In SB you used to get a lot of cash for doing nothing, but in the police you gotta work hard non-stop and with no bonanza for that. Nobody will have 30 reprimands, 'cause will be fired after a second one, and the daddy-general won't help."
"Angela: [to Franz] Okay, I'm done eating. Now you can fuck me."
"[to Olo about Franz capturing The Chemist]] Don't even tell me that, holy fuck! Chemist must be free, motherfucker!"
"I haven't heard about any of us finding a job yet. As a bouncer, maybe."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!