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April 10, 2026
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"April Winchell"
"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum."
"[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!"
"[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots."
"[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!"
"Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein"
"Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard"
"Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator"
"Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear"
"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein"
"Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer"
"Tim Curry as Pecarry"
"Andy Dick as Regina/Rex"
"Chris Cox as Michael Jackson"
"Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell"
"Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein"
"Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding"
"Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor"
"Bruce Vilanch as Himslef"
"Conan O’Brien as Himself"
"David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus"
"Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand"
"Kevin Chamberlin"
"Howard Hoffman"
"Nick Jameson"
"Debi Mae West"
"THE DEAD ARE COMING!"
"I didn't ask to be born this way."
"Everyone in the real world thinks I'm a freak, and you know what? Maybe they're right! Maybe I am a freak, but I never asked for your help... just go! GET OUT!"
"[telling Aggie's ghost the story about her] Once upon a time, long ago, there was a little girl. (Aggie: What?) A little girl who was different… Who was different from the other people in her village. (Aggie: I'm not listening!) She could see and do things that no one could understand, and that made them scared of her. (Aggie: I don't like this story!) She turned away from everyone, and became sad and lonely, and had no one to turn to! (Aggie: STOP IT!) The more she turned away from people, the more scared they were of her. And they did something terrible! They became so scared that they took her away and they killed her! (Aggie: NO!) But even though she was dead, something in her came back. (Aggie: STOP!) And this part of her, wouldn't go away. Not for 300 years! (Aggie: SHUT UP!) And the longer it stayed, the less there was of the little girl."
"[while confronting Aggie's ghost] They did something awful, but, that doesn't mean you should too! All that's left of you now is mean and horrible! (Aggie: That's not true!)"
"Don't make me throw this hummus! It's spicy!"
"I love my big booty, only my friend can squeeze it, and not Alvin."
"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!"
"[Yelling at the angry mob] EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!!!! You all need to STOP trying to kill my brother! YOU'RE ADULTS! Stop it!"
"This summer, you don't become a hero by being normal."
"It's all fun and games until someone raises the dead."
"Kodi Smit-McPhee — Norman"
"Tucker Albrizzi — Neil"
"Anna Kendrick — Courtney"
"Casey Affleck — Mitch"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse — Alvin"
"Leslie Mann — Sandra"
"Jeff Garlin — Perry"
"Elaine Stritch — Grandma"
"Bernard Hill — Judge Hopkins"
"Jodelle Ferland — Aggie"
"Tempestt Bledsoe — Sheriff Hooper"
"Alex Borstein — Mrs. Henscher"
"John Goodman — Mr. Prenderghast"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!